{"id":3792,"date":"2024-11-01T04:48:27","date_gmt":"2024-11-01T04:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/?p=3792"},"modified":"2024-11-01T04:48:27","modified_gmt":"2024-11-01T04:48:27","slug":"canada-is-a-house-of-horrors-run-by-goblins-witches-and-monsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/?p=3792","title":{"rendered":"Canada is a house of horrors run by goblins, witches and monsters!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"800\" height=\"138\" src=\"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3793\" srcset=\"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image.jpeg 800w, https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-300x52.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/11\/image-768x132.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br><br><strong>Canada is a house of horrors run by goblins, witches and monsters!<\/strong><br><br><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"80%\" src=\"https:\/\/ci3.googleusercontent.com\/meips\/ADKq_NZd4BR91CM19Y8X930N2bi5Imt2KxiE2r17GUBYt4i_5ky-WUcD1PxdpFO8vFURC44Ck180TXyFTvMsqI0LisHaJcovRoZL-dU9klpWHOrkUYKidOxGkUd6WrucQhJlpax3oYUJu8vG9JwTv_FP14nlNWDmRB1y3tMnRNTgDvHee19VWg-qcGuKitRB0U1LFQdNpBojzbw2-g=s0-d-e1-ft#https:\/\/assets.nationbuilder.com\/maximebernier\/mailings\/7964\/attachments\/original\/AdobeStock_927105431_house_horror.jpg?1730393234\" alt=\"\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They confined us to one room for two years and told us we couldn\u2019t go out unless we get injected with a deadly potion!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They let millions of foreign gremlins invade our home!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They\u2019re taking all our money and throwing it out the windows to pander to greedy leprechauns!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They broke all the appliances and nothing is working anymore!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They stopped making repairs years ago, and now the house is completely run down!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thousands of their trolls are on the loose and harassing us!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>These ghastly flesh eaters are even mutilating our children!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>It can\u2019t go on like this.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This nightmare has to end.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Ottawa needs an exorcism.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Canada is a house of horrors run by goblins, witches and monsters! They confined us to one room for two years and told us we couldn\u2019t go out unless we get injected with a deadly potion! They let millions of foreign gremlins invade our home! They\u2019re taking all our money and throwing it out the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2692],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3794,"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3792\/revisions\/3794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/canadafirst.nfshost.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}