Humanist, humourist
and patriot -- Robbie Burns died in 1796. By 1801, a group of Ayrshire
men were already honouring their friend at an annual dinner. This year,
on the 239th anniversary of his birth, thousands of men and women will
toast the immortal memory and drain a glass or two. When they do, they'll
be furthering a cause that was near and dear to his heart. He held
inebriation
in high regard as he remarked: "Whiskey and freedom gang thegither".
Imbibing a wee dram would have enhanced many of the things he loved best:
sociability, earnest argument, music, dancing and, of course, the lassies!
These shameless flirtations were so successful that he and his
long-suffering
wife raised at least three of his illegitimate children in the family
home.
He may have scandalized polite society, but despite, or perhaps because
of, that, he had a phenomenal way of raising people's spirits and making
them glad. He emphasized decency in a world that barely knew it, and
fostered
a sense of dignity and self worth in his all but broken people.
When he realized that Scottish songs and folk tales were in a state
of decline, he devoted himself to collecting and codifying a good portion
of what survives today -- over 350 songs alone. A recognized national
treasure
by the end of his life, his stature as poet laureate of Scotland the Brave
has never been seriously threatened. His debut could hardly have been more
modest: blown in on "a blast of Janwar' win'", he was born in
his mother's kitchen on January 25, 1759. For a' that, Robbie and six
younger
children were to receive unusually fine educations for the brood of an
impoverished tenant farmer. Their tutor's lessons in English literature,
French and dancing were augmented by his illiterate mother's encyclopaedic
knowledge of Scottish folklore. As he remembered it, "Though I cost
the schoolmaster some thrashings, I made an excellent English scholar".
His Times
Burns' contribution is all the more remarkable when we place him in
the grim context of his times. This man who would breathe life into
Scottish
utterance and give it an enduring legitimacy, was born in an age when his
culture, his heritage, his very people, were despised to the point of
prohibition.
To this day, the frenzied genocidal policies enacted against the
Highlanders
receive faint mention in official histories and remain largely unknown
outside Caledonian circles. If any of this has a familiar ring to
Christian
European ears, read on. In his gentle poem, "The Wounded Hare",
one wonders whether Robbie is referring to the poor mangled beastie, or
to betrayed Highlanders, badgered, beaten and brutalized into silence?
The Wounded Hare
Inhuman
man! curse on thy barb'rous art,
And blasted be thy murder-aiming eye;
May never pity soothe thee with a sigh,
Nor ever pleasure glad thy cruel heart!
.
Go live, poor wanderer of the wood and field!
The bitter little of life that remains:
No more the thickening brakes and verdant plains
To thee shall home, or food, or pastime yield.
.
Seek, mangled wretch, some place of wonted rest,
No more of rest, but now thy dying bed!
The sheltering rushes whistling o'er thy head,
The cold earth with thy bosom prest.
.
Oft as by winding nith, I musing, wait
The sober eve, or hail the cheerful dawn;
I'll miss thee sporting o'er the dewy lawn,
And curse the ruffian's aim, and mourn thy hapless
fate.
The Proscriptions
The movie Braveheart deals with events
surrounding
the 1314 Battle of Bannockburn, where Scots defeated Edward Longshanks'
numerically (by three-to-one) superior English forces. This victory would
prove to be short-lived. Successive English kings had no liking for those
they viewed as barbaric Gaels and felt there could be no English ease so
long as the Scots saw themselves as a distinct nation. The official
chronicler
at Wallace's execution had gloated: "He was hung in a noose, and
afterwards
let down half-living; next his genitals were cut off and his bowels torn
out and burned in a fire; and then and not till then his head was cut off
and his trunk cut into four pieces." Wallace's head was displayed
on London Bridge like a hunting trophy. These rancorous events, known to
every Scot, festered over long centuries. The 1710 Act of Union suppressed
Scotland's Parliament and independence as a separate political entity.
The Black Watch was raised in 1725 to keep an eye on these northern
ruffians.
During the 1745 Jacobite Rebellion, when Bonnie Prince Charlie Edward
Stuart's
army marched as far as Derby in the Midlands, you may imagine how the
Hanoverian
king (so well accustomed to winning battles elsewhere) greeted the news.
The following year Scottish and English forces met at Culloden , where
the Highlanders
(now outnumbered just two-to-one) lost 1,200 and the government 76.
This stiffened royal resolve to once and for all break the great clan
system.
However, the ancient symbiotic relationship between Scottish landowner
and landless tenant was crumbling already, succumbing, as usual, to greed.
In 1739, MacDonald of Sleat and Macleod of Dunvegan had broken the bond,
when they sold tenant farmers into indentured servitude, bound for the
Carolinas. Over a thousand survivors of Culloden were rounded up and sent
to Barbados to end their days, not in indentured servitude, but as actual
slaves.Yes, Whites were slaves! Public executions and appropriation of
the Jacobite anthem (reworked into God Save the King)
reinforced the message. In his "On the Occasion of National Thanksgiving",
Burns gave full vent to his admiration. Reduced to working as an excise
man, (tax collector), he never acknowledged some of the vitriol that
flowed
from his sharp pen, but, as you see , he sold his services, not his soul.
Ye hypocrites! are these your pranks?
To murder men, and gi'e God thanks!
For shame! gi'e o'er, proceed no further -
God won't accept your thanks for murder!
In the wake of
Culloden, Parliament enacted "The Proscriptions". Robbie Burns
was born in his mother's poor kitchen a dozen years into these genocidal
policies, and they remained in force over most of his lifetime. Under the
Proscriptions, it was illegal for a Highlander to own a horse worth more
than two-pounds. It was illegal for a Highlander to wear the kilt
or a plaid (the "plade" is the great swath of cloth that makes
kilt or cloak). The plaid was ideally suited to carrying out guerrilla
warfare from the hills.In the opening scenes of Rob Roy, you see
the men making the best use of them as they track their cattle. "The
Time of the Grey" outlawed even the traditional bright colours of
the tartans. Highlanders were not allowed to gather in an effort to
suppress
"the nurseries and schools of rebellion" . It was illegal to
teach the written Gaelic language. The Disarming Act of 1746 forbade
Highlanders
from owning a Claymore or other weapon and rendered the summary search
for them legal. The Great
Highland Bagpipe, so capable of stirring men's blood and spurring them
to valorous deeds, was likewise outlawed as an "Instrument of War".
The Highlanders resisted where they could, but people can be beaten,
cajoled,
starved and bred out of their beliefs. In remote caves along the
sea-coast,
you might have heard the older people quietly "singing" the old
piping tunes to the young ones to keep the music alive. It is from this
tradition that "Pibroch", [pea-brook] the old, classical form
of piping music, survives. The penalty for breaking any of these laws was
seven years transportation "to any of His Majesty's plantations beyond
the sea." Ironically, in the 50 years that followed Culloden, 22 splendid
Highland regiments were raised for the Crown, but then, joining a regiment
was the one and only exemption to the Proscriptions. To a warrior breed,
the moral dilemma posed by donning the despised government's black tartan
might not have been as keenly felt as the sharper pangs of starvation.
Here in the regiments, one could at least wear the plaid, carry a weapon
-- and eat.
The Clearances
Yet, the destruction of Highland culture was just the beginning. When
the English Government enacted the 1747 "Heritable Jurisdictions Act",
troublesome Highlanders who would not accede to English terms saw their
lands seized and turned over to government appointe "administrators".
What land remained in the hands of the chieftains was to become the
vehicle
of an even greater betrayal of the people -- by the lairds themselves.
When the Proscriptions
were finally repealed in 1782, economic conditions were already
shepherding
in the final, calamitous blow. In 1801, Highland wool sold for 15
shillings
per stone (or 14-pound-weight). By 1818, the price had more than doubled,
to 40 shillings per stone. The surviving chieftains came to realize that
where they had once reckoned 500 tenant farmers (and potential warriors)
a blessing on the land, these men and their families were, overnight,
liabilities.
Under the old system, "rent" had been paid out in fealty to the
laird; his clan's willingness to scream into battle under his pennant had
entitled them to scrape a meagre living from a stingy land. However, soon
the chieftains were demanding rents, enforcing evictions, and replacing
"unproductive" men with Cheviot sheep. And the people just didn't
get it. Their Gaelic worldview was based on kinship. Clan meant family
-- to them. Homes, livestock, even furnishings, were seized in lieu of
unpaid rents. The houses' roof-poles were deliberately put to the torch
and, in the treeless Highlands, this meant no further shelter on ancestral
lands. People burned to death in their ruined crofts, or crawled back into
them to die. At
the height of the "Highland Clearances", it was not uncommon
for 2,000 houses to be burned in a single day. Scotland was soon awash
in a tide of heartsick, vagrant people. In the way of all disasters, not
one thing -- but everything -- conspired in the ruin: recurrent outbreaks
of cholera, widespread tuberculosis, frequent crop failures and food
shortages
all seemed like minor annoyances when, in the spring of 1846, spores came
drifting over the land. The Irish potato blight brought long years of
famine.
All in all, Highlanders were to endure well over a hundred years of
sustained privation, genocidal edicts and ethnic cleansing. Some
landlords,
like the Macdonnells in Glengarry, were so thorough that the region is
desolate to this day. Others, like the Duke of Atholl, press-ganged his
men to fight in the American War. When they were done, rather than pay
their passage home, he tried to sell them to the East India Company as
slaves. They mutinied and once they were reunited with their families,
he evicted every one. In 1803, the Rev. James Hall commented, "The
state
of our Negroes is paradise compared to that of the poorest Highlanders."
He was more right than he knew. There was simply no respite anywhere. Even
the church, which might have been a spiritual bulwark, defended its divine
right to accept payment for Highlanders sold into outright slavery.
Compassion presupposes the existence of a conscience. In 1866, one
half of Scotland belonged to 10 people (today, 80 per cent of the land
belongs to 0.08 per cent of the population). The landed aristocracy may
have called their surgical wilderness of sheep "The Improvements",
but victims of the Clearances were left in little doubt that words can
be manipulated. The Clearances were to ultimately relieve the Scottish
Highlands of 80-90 per cent of the population and the forest. In the fifty
years following Culloden, more than half of the lairds would become
absentee
landlords. What a consolation it must have been to be hygienically removed
from the ambience of all that unlovely suffering -- or even better -- to
discover that one's compassion is squandered on subhuman barbarian
tenants.
In the annals of callous indifference, Marie Antoinette will have to
settle
for a back seat to the Duchess of Sutherland. This painting by her, while
technically perfect, is strangely devoid of humanity. The same might be
said of her.
Sutherland
Born merely Countess of Sutherland, she brought to her marriage an
enormous dowry of ancestral lands, while the Duke of Stafford added that
much-coveted notch to her title. We tend to think of "philanthropy
which chooses its objects as far distant from home as possible" as
a relatively recent anomaly. Yet, were she still marring the landscape
today, the Duchess would be just the sort of person to fret and agonize
over restrictions to democracy and free speech in places like Indonesia
and China, while demanding more of it at home -- assuming it filled her
purse.
Portrait of Elizabeth Leveson-Gower,
Duchess-Countess of Sutherland, George
Romney, 1782
At the peak of the "Improvements", the Duchess, then-president
of the Stafford House Assembly of Ladies, led the campaign to lecture
their
"sisters in America upon the subject of Negro-Slavery". A contemporary
scoffed at the enormity of the hypocrisy: The Duchess saw to it that "from
1814 to 1820 ... 15,000 inhabitants, about 3,000 families,
were systematically expelled and exterminated [from her lands]. All their
villages were demolished and burned down, and all their fields converted
into pasturage. ... In 1821, the 15,000 Gaels had already been superseded
by 131,000 sheep." (Karl Marx, The People's Paper,
No.45, March 12, 1853) Aesthetically offended by her homeless, starving
tenants, she confided to a friend: "Scotch people are of happier
constitution
and do not fatten like the larger breed of animals." It must have
been genetic because in 1899, Booker T. Washington gushed: "We now
feel that in the Duchess of Sutherland we have one of our warmest
friends."
(Up from Slavery, chapter XVI) Then, during the Crimean War, when
recruiting
officers came to the Highlands, the men bleated at them like sheep and
turned their backs. The Duke of Sutherland was told: "Since you have
preferred sheep to men, let sheep defend you."
There is no greater sorrow on earth
than the loss of one's native land - Euripides
After the sheep came the deer. The Victorians romanticized the Highlands
and the nation became a gigantic Brigadoon-type
theme park/hunting preserve for the dilettante sons of those who'd starved
the crofters. As the Clearances proceeded, the landlords grew only more
devious. Some would summon their crofters to meetings, with the threat
of exorbitant fines if they failed to appear. Once there, instead of the
advertized purpose (discussing
fair rents), the tenants were bound hand and foot and tossed onto coffin
ships bound for North America. Between 1815-38, 22,000 Highlanders were
sent to Nova Scotia alone. It should be remembered that for the
Highlanders,
the Irish (in fact, for most Europeans), emigration meant a complete and
utter severance with the Old World. Very few settlers, farmers and
homesteaders
ever went back "to visit". Yet, New World terrors of wilderness,
health-breaking work, harsh winters, savage animals and misunderstood
aboriginal
people must have been preferable to the coils of betrayal and starvation
waiting at home.
According to an eye-witness account: "The people were seized and
dragged on board. Men who resisted were felled with truncheons and
handcuffed;
those who escaped including some who swam ashore from the ship, were
chased
by the police and press gangs." Nor did the Highlanders enjoy any
of the legal protections afforded African slaves. Ships with a regulated
capacity of 490 slaves were routinely transporting 700 Europeans at a go.
In the six years between 1847-53, at least 49 emigrants' ships, each
carrying
from 600 to 1,000 souls were lost at sea. These "coffin" or "fever"
ships, as they were known, were unbelievably putrid vessels. Originally
constructed to haul Canada's timber to Britain, the "passenger trade"
arose only when some rapacious genius discovered that human ballast paid
better than rocks on the return haul. The voyage took anywhere from one
to two months, and three of every 20 passengers would die on board. In
1848 alone, 17,300 Scottish emigrants died either on the coffin ships or
in New World quarantine stations. The medical examiner at our own Gross
Isle Station in the St. Lawrence River said of the Highlanders: "I
never, during my long experience at the station, saw a body of emigrants
so destitute of clothing and bedding. Many children of 9 or 10 years old
had not a rag to cover them. ... One full-grown man passed my inspection
with no other garment than a woman's petticoat."
Did Robbie Burns save the Scots?
Of course not.
It takes rather more than a hundred years of displacement, degradation
and trauma to lay the warrior breed low. Gaelic vitality is not so easily
eradicated -- as the Duke of Sutherland discovered. To their everlasting
credit, the Highlanders never did what so many other despairing people
have done: consign their humanity to the devil in exchange for a
surpassing
vindictiveness, outstripping their own oppressors. Perhaps, these others
simply failed to produce a Robbie Burns in time to save them from drowning
in their venom.
"O wad some Power the giftie gie us, To see oursels as ithers
see us!" Like most Scots of his day, Burns was certainly no stranger
to affliction. His antipathy to the social order was forged as he watched
his father's life ebb away in a vain struggle against crushing debt, poor
land, short leases and bad markets. He saw his beloved "Highland Mary"
Campbell die a horrible death of typhus just at that splendid peak moment
of intoxicated infatuation. Yet, Robbie's enduring legacy is one of
merrymaking,
the eternal sport between the sexes and good brawling fun. He still
grounds
us and reminds us to take pleasure in the little things that make life
bearable. Political commentator, nonsense rhymer, writer of love songs,
patriot poet; he was all things to all men (and a shocking number of
women).
He never hesitated to skewer those responsible for Highland suffering,
while, in the next breath, he worried himself over the lowly fate of the
field mouse. In some sense, he did save the Scots -- and all of us.
Certainly,
he penned that greatest anthem to patriot hearts. And if you've heard
Bruce's
Address a thousand times, you know that, with every thousand repetitions,
it only grows the more powerful:
Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled,
Scots, wham Bruce has aften led,
Welcome to your gory bed,
Or to victorie.
.
Now's
the day, and now's the hour;
See the front of battle lour;
See approach proud Edward's power -
Chains and slaverie!
.
Wha will be a traitor's knave?
Wha can fill a coward's grave?
Wha's sae base as be a slave?
Let him turn and flee!
.
Wha for Scotland's King and Law,
Freedom's sword will strongly draw,
Free-man stand, or free-man fa'?
Let him follow me!
.
By oppression's woes and pains!
By your sons in servile chains!
We will drain our dearest veins,
But they shall be free!
.
Lay the proud usurpers low!
Tyrants fall in every foe!
Liberty's in every blow!
Let us do, or die!
We look to Scotland
for all our ideas of civilisation - Voltaire
Robbie would approve of his nation of great men who again and again
rose from the ashes of subjugation and slavery to create, invent, and
reinvent
themselves. Cry all you like "oppressed peoples of the earth",
but, as you covet the television, the refrigerator and most of what
defines
advanced and civil society, try to remember that they are all gifts of
a people who have been uniquely persecuted and uniquely able to contribute
out of all proportion to their numbers and opportunities. Burns did the
same. A true son of Scotland, he rose from obscurity to give much and much
that remains as fresh today as it was when first he gladdened Highland
hearts.
Fair fa' your honest sonsie face
As an institution,
the Burns dinner varies from place to place, but Robbie would have been
the first to condemn dogmatic festivities-by-rote. The rule of thumb ought
to be:Could Robbie have possibly enjoyed himself here? The one invariable
ingredient of a Burns dinner is the mock heroic address to that "chieftain
of the pudding race" -- the haggis
-- just before it is cut open in a remnant moment of ritual sacrifice.
Regarded by the uninitiated as "bulimia helper", the much-maligned
haggis really has to be tasted to be believed, and no description can
induce
a sane man or woman to do so. The haggis was originally named for a
mythical
Highland beast with a peculiarly lopsided arrangement of legs. It's
recently
come full circle (maybe it's the legs) and is greyly ensconced as
bogey-man
once more. It's politically very correct indeed to loathe the haggis. If
you've been looking for a new way to frighten the children, "Take
the large stomach bag of a sheep, the pluck (heart, lights and liver),
paunch, anchovies, pin-head oatmeal, onions, bread crumbs, eggs, salt and
pepper" and steam the resulting charnel mass over the course of one
interminably gruesome day. Still, the fully evolved haggis, a confection
of delicately seasoned fine-ground beef (bereft of sheep carnage) is a
wonder of a thing. Pitiful is the man --or woman -- who will not scheme
for a second helping.
Well, we've tarried too long, and as the old lady said when she saw
the grandfather clock fall on the perambulator ... 'Time is on the wain'.
Here's to you, Robbie -- now -- to the haggis!
from Carmina Gadelica, Alexander Carmichael
"Our weddings are now quiet and becoming, not the foolish things
they were in my young day. In my memory weddings were great events, and
singing and dancing and piping and amusements all through the night and
generally for two or three nights in succession. There were many sad
things
done then for those were the days of foolish doings and foolish people.
When they came out of the church, the young men would go to throw the
stone,
or toss the caber or play shinty, or to run races or race the horses on
the strand, the young maidens looking on all the while. It is long since
we abandoned those foolish ways in Lewis. In my young days there was
hardly
a house that did not have one, two or three who could play pipe or the
fiddle and I have
heard it said that there were those who could play things called harps,
but I do not know what those things were. A blessed change came over the
place and the people when the good ministers did away with the songs and
stories, the music and the dancing, the sports and the games that were
perverting the minds and ruining the souls of the people leading them to
folly and to stumbling. The good ministers and the good elders went
amongst
the people and would break and burn their pipes and fiddles. Now we have
the blessed Bible preached and explained to us earnestly." "A
famous violin player died in the Isle of Eigg a few years ago. He was
known
for his old style playing and his old world airs which died with him. A
preacher denounced him saying 'Thou art down there behind the door (of
Hell), thou miserable man with grey hair, playing thine old fiddle with
the cold hand without, and the devil's fire within.' His family had
pressed
the old man to burn his fiddle and never play again. A pedlar had
offered
ten shillings for the violin which had been made by a pupil of
Stradivarius.
The voice of the old man faltered and a tear fell. He was never again
seen
to smile." "In Islay I was sent to the parish school to obtain
a proper grounding in arithmetic. But the schoolmaster, an alien,
denounced
Gaelic speech and Gaelic songs. On getting out of school one evening we
resumed a Gaelic song we had been singing the previous evening. The
schoolmaster
heard us and called us back. He punished us until the blood trickled
from
our fingers, although we were big girls with the dawn of womanhood on
us."
The Duke of Sutherland - today
In 1995, a proposal was made to have the statue of the Duke of
Sutherland,
which still stands in Sutherland today, removed. The 'subscriptions' which
paid for this statue were forced out of the destitute crofters on pain
of further eviction if they did not comply. The present day local people
were totally opposed to the suggestion which had come from "outsiders"
not living in Sutherland to remove the statue. These outsiders were in
fact the survivors of the families Cleared by the Duke and now settled
in America and Canada. The local people have already forgotten what a
monster
this old Duke was, whereas the people who are now considered to be
outsiders
remember and acted upon that memory. That is how quickly history can be
lost if we are not taught and made aware of our history and culture.
Amazingly,
the statue carries an inscription that it was erected by his "grateful"
tenants". One can easily imagine why.
Clearances - Today?
In 1993 two farmers on the Isle of Arran were evicted from their family
farms to make way for more deer. In the same year, managers on the Wester
Ross estate of the absentee landlord Sheik Mohammen bin Rashid al Maktoumm
of Dubai bulldozed houses on the estate allegedly because the tenants had
been poaching.