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Robert Burns |
Humanist, humourist
and patriot -- Robbie Burns died in 1796. By 1801, a group of Ayrshire
men were already honouring their friend at an annual dinner. This year,
on the 239th anniversary of his birth, thousands of men and women will
toast the immortal memory and drain a glass or two. When they do, they'll
be furthering a cause that was near and dear to his heart. He held
inebriation
in high regard as he remarked: "Whiskey and freedom gang thegither".
Imbibing a wee dram would have enhanced many of the things he loved best:
sociability, earnest argument, music, dancing and, of course, the lassies!
These shameless flirtations were so successful that he and his
long-suffering
wife raised at least three of his illegitimate children in the family
home.
He may have scandalized polite society, but despite, or perhaps because
of, that, he had a phenomenal way of raising people's spirits and making
them glad. He emphasized decency in a world that barely knew it, and
fostered
a sense of dignity and self worth in his all but broken people.
Inhuman
man! curse on thy barb'rous art, 
Highlanders
(now outnumbered just two-to-one) lost 1,200 and the government 76.
In the wake of
Culloden, Parliament enacted "The Proscriptions". Robbie Burns
was born in his mother's poor kitchen a dozen years into these genocidal
policies, and they remained in force over most of his lifetime. Under the
Proscriptions, it was illegal for a Highlander to own a horse worth more
than two-pounds. It was illegal for a Highlander to wear the kilt
or a plaid (the "plade" is the great swath of cloth that makes
kilt or cloak). The plaid was ideally suited to carrying out guerrilla
warfare from the hills.In the opening scenes of Rob Roy, you s
ee
the men making the best use of them as they track their cattle. "The
Time of the Grey" outlawed even the traditional bright colours of
the tartans. Highlanders were not allowed to gather in an effort to
suppress
"the nurseries and schools of rebellion" . It was illegal to
teach the written Gaelic language. The Disarming Act of 1746 forbade
Highlanders
from owning a Claymore or other weapon and rendered the summary search
for them legal. The Great
Highland Bagpipe, so capable of stirring men's blood and spurring them
to valorous deeds, was likewise outlawed as an "Instrument of War".
The Highlanders resisted where they could, but people can be beaten,
cajoled,
starved and bred out of their beliefs. In remote caves along the
sea-coast,
you might have heard the older people quietly "singing" the old
piping tunes to the young ones to keep the music alive. It is from this
tradition that "Pibroch", [pea-brook] the old, classical form
of piping music, survives. The penalty for breaking any of these laws was
seven years transportation "to any of His Majesty's plantations beyond
the sea." Ironically, in the 50 years that followed Culloden, 22 splendid
Highland regiments were raised for the Crown, but then, joining a regiment
was the one and only exemption to the Proscriptions. To a warrior breed,
the moral dilemma posed by donning the despised government's black tartan
might not have been as keenly felt as the sharper pangs of starvation.
Here in the regiments, one could at least wear the plaid, carry a weapon
-- and eat.
the Proscriptions
were finally repealed in 1782, economic conditions were already
shepherding
in the final, calamitous blow. In 1801, Highland wool sold for 15
shillings
per stone (or 14-pound-weight). By 1818, the price had more than doubled,
to 40 shillings per stone. The surviving chieftains came to realize that
where they had once reckoned 500 tenant farmers (and potential warriors)
a blessing on the land, these men and their families were, overnight,
liabilities.
Under the old system, "rent" had been paid out in fealty to the
laird; his clan's willingness to scream into battle under his pennant had
entitled them to scrape a meagre living from a stingy land. However, soon
the chieftains were demanding rents, enforcing evictions, and replacing
"unproductive" men with Cheviot sheep. And the people just didn't
get it. Their Gaelic worldview was based on kinship. Clan meant family
-- to them. Homes, livestock, even furnishings, were seized in lieu of
unpaid rents. The houses' roof-poles were deliberately put to the torch
and, in the treeless Highlands, this meant no further shelter on ancestral
lands. People burned to death in their ruined crofts, or crawled back into
them to die.
At
the height of the "Highland Clearances", it was not uncommon
for 2,000 houses to be burned in a single day. Scotland was soon awash
in a tide of heartsick, vagrant people. In the way of all disasters, not
one thing -- but everything -- conspired in the ruin: recurrent outbreaks
of cholera, widespread tuberculosis, frequent crop failures and food
shortages
all seemed like minor annoyances when, in the spring of 1846, spores came
drifting over the land. The Irish potato blight brought long years of
famine.


families,
were systematically expelled and exterminated [from her lands]. All their
villages were demolished and burned down, and all their fields converted
into pasturage. ... In 1821, the 15,000 Gaels had already been superseded
by 131,000 sheep." (Karl Marx, The People's Paper,
No.45, March 12, 1853) Aesthetically offended by her homeless, starving
tenants, she confided to a friend: "Scotch people are of happier
constitution
and do not fatten like the larger breed of animals." It must have
been genetic because in 1899, Booker T. Washington gushed: "We now
feel that in the Duchess of Sutherland we have one of our warmest
friends."
(Up from Slavery, chapter XVI) Then, during the Crimean War, when
recruiting
officers came to the Highlands, the men bleated at them like sheep and
turned their backs. The Duke of Sutherland was told: "Since you have
preferred sheep to men, let sheep defend you."
rigadoon-type
theme park/hunting preserve for the dilettante sons of those who'd starved
the crofters. As the Clearances proceeded, the landlords grew only more
devious. Some would summon their crofters to meetings, with the threat
of exorbitant fines if they failed to appear. Once there, instead of the
advertized purpose (dis
cussing
fair rents), the tenants were bound hand and foot and tossed onto coffin
ships bound for North America. Between 1815-38, 22,000 Highlanders were
sent to Nova Scotia alone. It should be remembered that for the
Highlanders,
the Irish (in fact, for most Europeans), emigration meant a complete and
utter severance with the Old World. Very few settlers, farmers and
homesteaders
ever went back "to visit". Yet, New World terrors of wilderness,
health-breaking work, harsh winters, savage animals and misunderstood
aboriginal
people must have been preferable to the coils of betrayal and starvation
waiting at home. 
Of course not.
It takes rather more than a hundred years of displacement, degradation
and trauma to lay the warrior breed low. Gaelic vitality is not so easily
eradicated -- as the Duke of Sutherland discovered. To their everlasting
credit, the Highlanders never did what so many other despairing people
have done: consign their humanity to the devil in exchange for a
surpassing
vindictiveness, outstripping their own oppressors. Perhaps, these others
simply failed to produce a Robbie Burns in time to save them from drowning
in their venom.
Now's
the day, and now's the hour; 
As an institution,
the Burns dinner varies from place to place, but Robbie would have been
the first to condemn dogmatic festivities-by-rote. The rule of thumb ought
to be:Could Robbie have possibly enjoyed himself here? The one invariable
ingredient of a Burns dinner is the mock heroic address to that "chieftain
of the pudding race" -- the haggis
-- just before it is cut open in a remnant moment of ritual sacrifice.
Regarded by the uninitiated as "bulimia helper", the much-maligned
haggis really has to be tasted to be believed, and no description can
induce
a sane man or woman to do so. The haggis was originally named for a
mythical
Highland beast with a peculiarly lopsided arrangement of legs. It's
recently
come full circle (maybe it's the legs) and is greyly ensconced as
bogey-man
once more. It's politically very correct indeed to loathe the haggis. If
you've been looking for a new way to frighten the children, "Take
the large stomach bag of a sheep, the pluck (heart, lights and liver),
paunch, anchovies, pin-head oatmeal, onions, bread crumbs, eggs, salt and
pepper" and steam the resulting charnel mass over the course of one
interminably gruesome day. Still, the fully evolved haggis, a confection
of delicately seasoned fine-ground beef (bereft of sheep carnage) is a
wonder of a thing. Pitiful is the man --or woman -- who will not scheme
for a second helping.
e
heard it said that there were those who could play things called harps,
but I do not know what those things were. A blessed change came over the
place and the people when the good ministers did away with the songs and
stories, the music and the dancing, the sports and the games that were
perverting the minds and ruining the souls of the people leading them to
folly and to stumbling. The good ministers and the good elders went
amongst
the people and would break and burn their pipes and fiddles. Now we have
the blessed Bible preached and explained to us earnestly." "A
famous violin player died in the Isle of Eigg a few years ago. He was
known
for his old style playing and his old world airs which died with him. A
preacher denounced him saying 'Thou art down there behind the door (of
Hell), thou miserable man with grey hair, playing thine old fiddle with
the cold hand without, and the devil's fire within.' His family had
pressed
the old man to burn his fiddle and never play again. A pedlar had
offered
ten shillings for the violin which had been made by a pupil of
Stradivarius.
The voice of the old man faltered and a tear fell. He was never again
seen
to smile." "In Islay I was sent to the parish school to obtain
a proper grounding in arithmetic. But the schoolmaster, an alien,
denounced
Gaelic speech and Gaelic songs. On getting out of school one evening we
resumed a Gaelic song we had been singing the previous evening. The
schoolmaster
heard us and called us back. He punished us until the blood trickled
from
our fingers, although we were big girls with the dawn of womanhood on
us."