Canada is a house of horrors run by goblins, witches and monsters!
They confined us to one room for two years and told us we couldn’t go out unless we get injected with a deadly potion!
They let millions of foreign gremlins invade our home!
They’re taking all our money and throwing it out the windows to pander to greedy leprechauns!
They broke all the appliances and nothing is working anymore!
They stopped making repairs years ago, and now the house is completely run down!
Thousands of their trolls are on the loose and harassing us!
These ghastly flesh eaters are even mutilating our children!
It can’t go on like this.
This nightmare has to end.
Ottawa needs an exorcism.