Flyer in Toronto

Flyers in Toronto

Asequence of flyers posted in Toronto and inside mailboxes in Richmond, BC, over the last weeks have occasioned a sequence of paroxysms of rage, totalitarian self-righteousness, and hate crimes investigations across the second largest country of the world.

It all began on a quiet morning when a young White male cuck saw a poster on a tree with the words “Hey, WHITE PERSON, wondering why only white countries have to become ‘multicultural’?” and “figured out that diversity only means ‘less white people’?” This man, an exemplary law abiding member of the most diverse and most harmonious city ever created in history, was “shocked and disgusted” by these words, and immediately pulled down the flyers, and then notified the police about a potential invasion of Canada by an Alt-Right army.

City councillor Jane Davis, who brags in her Twitter she is “working with you to build our community” backed by a picture consisting of sixteen children of which only two are White, immediately tweeted:

This hate is unacceptable in our City. Staff are removing the posters immediately and investigating who is responsible.

She then called for more immigration to stop the possibility of any White male in the future posting such “very disturbing, very worrisome” ideas.

And so it went for a few days, article after article, TV news after TV news, with Toronto Police Const. Victor Kwong assuring the most harmonious community in human history that the Police had “launched an investigation after speaking to several complainants about the posters.”

The investigation would also involve “taking samples” of the bacterial flyers “for analysis” in laboratories.

Even a “spokesman for Toronto’s Parks, Forestry and Recreation,” Matthew Cutler, was “made aware” of the flyers in case they were found across the forests and parks of Canada. He agreed that they would carry a thorough examination of as many trees as possible, and that all the forestry agents were instructed to “immediately remove them” if they saw them.

CBC news announced a police investigation “after posters went up directing people to ‘pro-European’ news sources” They consulted an expert on pro-European hatred, Rinaldo Walcott, director of the Women and Gender Studies Institute at the University of Toronto. After much thinking, he came up with a brilliant analytical conclusion:

Of course the American election has emboldened white nationalist groups in Toronto. Only time will tell how far out of the shadows they will emerge.

You see, Walcott is an exemplary member of our harmonious multicultural nation; all his writings have been about Black Like Who: Writing Black Canada, Contemporary Black Canadian Cultural Criticism, etc. etc. You don’t believe me, check his university page, it says with pride that:

in all of Rinaldo’s research and publication he focuses on Black cultural politics; histories of colonialism in the Americas, multiculturalism, citizenship, and diaspora; gender and sexuality; and social, cultural and public policy.

And why not, how else are you are going to create a harmonious Canada if not by eliminating pro-European ideas and establishing pro-Black ideas?

Nate Erskine-Smith, the member of parliament for Beaches-East York, announced with solemn words and self-righteous indignation:

We are better than this. Ignorant, unacceptable and #NotMyCanada.

Even Marilyn Mayo, Research Fellow in ADL’s Center on Extremism, was asked to comment about this major course of events in Canada. She had no doubt these flyers were “in favour of a politics that embraces either implicit or explicit racism or white supremacy,” and that an Alt-Right movement was now threatening the entire fabric of Canada’s exemplary multicultural harmony.

The Huffington Post, Toronto Star, Toronto Sun, and countless others would go on ad nauseum with similar stories, similar reactions, and similar experts.

Flyers in Richmond, BC

Then, a few days later, another massive shock hit the other side of the country: Alt-Right Pamphlets Come to Richmond Targeting Chinese People. How could this be, how did White men manage to penetrate this stronghold of harmonious multiculturalism, a city that is now majority Chinese, with Chinese commercial signs everywhere, and barely any audible English on the streets?

Flyer in Richmond, BC

One resident, “who feared possible retribution” by White soldiers if named by the Richmond News said:

I was horrified, absolutely horrified. I thought, is this real? Oh my gosh, this is what’s happening in the United States right now. I just couldn’t believe this was happening.

Don’t worry, Cpl. Dennis Hwang assured residents that

the Richmond RCMP will take all matters that may be hate or bias motivated very seriously. We are currently investigating this incident.

“I’m pissed that someone thought this was acceptable,” said another resident. What the establishment found most unacceptable indeed was the way this poster “alludes to ethnic Chinese people refusing to speak English and making housing prices unaffordable,” and suggesting that “white people are being marginalized” in such a successful example of multicultural diversity as Richmond.

Don’t these White supremacists know that Richmond is “the centre of a global demographic explosion virtually unprecedented in human history”? Can’t they understand that multiculturalism has worked in this city, “no other city in Canada has a population in which 62 per cent of permanent residents are foreign born?”

Are they not aware that University of Victoria urban geographer David Chenyuan Lai has counted more than “50 bustling Asian-themed malls and outlets”? Can’t they see that giant houses called “McMansions” are “steadily replacing” the boring “small bungalows” of White families?

How could they possibly target the Chinese when Richmond, six years ago, as of 2011, finally became 54.6 percent Chinese, and only 26.1 percent White? Is this not a major success signalling ever growing harmony?

Well, if pro-European men can’t see that this is a success, the establishment will ensure that it is, and so CEO Queenie Choo has announced that S.U.C.C.E.S.S. will hold a massive forum in the new year “over anti-immigrant sentiment.” S.U.C.C.E.S.S. is especially designed “to assist new immigrants with settlement; provide counselling and support to families and individuals with personal issues” and re-educating the White population into accepting without any racist complaints their demographic replacement in Canada as the most successful thing that could ever happen for the sake of multicultural harmony.

How dare you Whites put posters disrupting the incredible success of multicultural Canada! How dare you wonder why only White countries are being forced to become racially diverse? How dare you question your marginalization? Tired of being called a racist if you question this success? You bet we will call you a racist if you express “pro-European” views rather than our pro-Chinese and pro-Black views.